Sunday, April 28, 2013

Top 6 websites you probably have or haven't heard about

Random story of my life:
My thirteen year old sister has decided what she wants to do when she grows up. She wants to have a fancy host business in which men from ages nineteen to twenty-five, of all nationalities (her favorite being South Koreans and British men), will be available for escort services and something more if you're willing to pay for it. The quota is thirty-five dollars per hour and the quota for 'something more' depends on various factors I will not mention. She has also decided she wants to be a gangster. I don't know what to make of this.
Note to self: Must treat my sister nicer from now on.


I know I have neglected my duties as a blogger, so I shall post something to make it up to you guys. Have some of the weirdest sites on the internet. Enjoy. (This is not intended to offend anyone, and I do not claim I made these websites. The URL is available so you can enjoy the sites like I do:) Expect for the last one. That's just sick.)

1. How to become a Vampire - I guess this became famous after "Twilight", and no people, I am not making this up. Before twilight, (and this might be stereotype) only goth people were obsessed with them, and people who were obsessed with classic literature and/or action movies and supernatural. This is what became of that obsession: (Click here to view the website)
2. Random cat picture and song - This basically summarizes the internet. This might be random but it's worth looking at. (Click here to see the website)

3. The Chicken Who Will Do Anything You Want - I found this after browsing the web. You type a command and the chicken must obey. Dance, jester, dance! (Click here to give your command to the chicken)

4. Clever Bot - This is my personal all-time favorite, especially when I get bored. If you know what to type you'll be laughing so hard you'll fall off your chair/bed. Enough said. (Click here to troll clever bot)
 5. Snap Bubbles - Everybody loves bubble wrap. Great stress relief. Here, have some virtual bubble wrap.
6. 1. The Torture Game - The weirdest for last. I found this game when I was in middle school. I saw a guy playing it at the public library and the workers were too shy to say anything about it. I find this sick, repulsive, and for people with serious issues. But whatever floats your boat. This is basically a game in which you are given a body of an unspecified gender, with its hands tied by two ropes. You can do all sorts of sick things like painting the body, cutting limbs, shooting it, etc. (Click here to play The Torture Game 2)


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