The difference between virtually and literally

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So one day little John asked his dad
"Dad, what's difference between virutally and literally?"

His dad responds:
"Go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for one thousand dollar."

So then little John goes and asks his sister:

-"Would you sleep with a man for one thousand dollars?"

-"Of course I would!"

Little John runs to his dad and says:
"Dad, dad, she said she would!"

The dad responds:
"Now, go ask your mom if she would sleep with a man for one thousand dollars."

Little John goes and asks his mom:

-"Mom, would you sleep with a man for one thousand dollars?"

-"Yes, who wouldn't?"

Little John goes back to his dad and reports:
"Dad, dad, She said she would!"

The dad says:
"Finally, go ask your brother if HE would sleep with a man for one thousand dollars."

Little John doesn't understand by this point, but he still goes and asks his brother:

-"Brother, brother, would you sleep with a man for one thousand dollars?"

-"With this crisis who wouldn't? Of course I would!"

So then Llittle John tells his dad:
"Dad he said he would!"

The dad responds:
"So you see son, virtually speaking we have three thousand dollars, but literally speaking we have two sluts and a faggot."