Thinking about someone and then being treated like shit by that person.
It may not look like it, but I've been hiding my tears all day.
I hate drama. I'm sick and tired of not being able to trust...
I'm sick and tired of being played.
I'll just ignore it.
I should never expect nothing for anyone.
I'll always end up disappointed.
Just like now.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Dead mailman.
A little joke for you people...
So a couple starts asking about how to control the labor pains. The wife is going to have a child in a day's time, and the husband is really worried. The doctor says not to worry, he has a pill that will make the mother feel no pain at all, instead, the father of the baby will feel the pain. So then the day arrives, and the baby is born. The couple is thrilled because both the wife and the husband felt no pain at all. The husband exclaimed, "Doctor, that is a hell of a medicine you got there, I didn't even feel ANY pain!"
So when they get home, they get the surprise of their lives: the find the mailman dead on their porch.
It took me time to get this...muahahahaha. Hope you enjoy it, I'm trying to get better at this joke-telling-ish thingy:3
So a couple starts asking about how to control the labor pains. The wife is going to have a child in a day's time, and the husband is really worried. The doctor says not to worry, he has a pill that will make the mother feel no pain at all, instead, the father of the baby will feel the pain. So then the day arrives, and the baby is born. The couple is thrilled because both the wife and the husband felt no pain at all. The husband exclaimed, "Doctor, that is a hell of a medicine you got there, I didn't even feel ANY pain!"
So when they get home, they get the surprise of their lives: the find the mailman dead on their porch.
It took me time to get this...muahahahaha. Hope you enjoy it, I'm trying to get better at this joke-telling-ish thingy:3
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Past, Present, and Future.
Past: My past is marked by being extremely confusing and weary. Now, I don't remember most things that happened back then. I know I used to be bullied, and I an vaguely remember those days or the faces of those people. I know it was the whole class upon to a certain grade level, and I've seen them around this small town. I'm a forgiving person...but I guess everyone has their limits. Whenever I see them I act cold towards them and make extremely sarcastic remarks. I remember hurting a lot of people in the process of becoming a better person. I'm not exactly mature...but now I understand- and I know I will get to understand more stuff in the future to come. It's just so weird to be aware of this change...to be aware of the person I used to be. Now I see all the mistakes I made and I look back to my old self- I wish I could bitch slap her and tell her to snap out of it. Many people use the "time machine" line...(If I could go back in time) but to be honest, I guess we can't do much. Somethings are meant to be, others are brought upon ourselves BY our own choice... I've changed so much. I'm still changing. Or maybe it's just the knowledge that has shaped me. I haven't changed, I just know more.
Present: I am characterized as an outsider.. one of those people that can get along with the "popular" ones only if I'm the last resort... and yet I can't hang out with the "weird" ones because I'm another type of odd...For some reason, people never feel comfortable near me. I find myself easy to get along with... but I might be too pushy and I've been making up my mind to behave lately. To be nicer...but then again I don't want to buy friends with fake kindness... I want it to be genuine. But I can't do that if it doesn't come within...So I'm stuck in the same place I started: With the desire to be better but with the doubt from stopping me to do so. People label me as "intimidating" because of my attitude.. but I really don't mean it that way. If it comes out aggressive, it's just because I've been used to harsh treatment, jokes, side remarks, stuff like that... I've gotten better at it. But it's still not enough. I hope one day to master this. My aggressiveness only pays off in a debate, and in contradicting an insult that is aimed towards myself or my friends or anyone at disadvantage. I'm the type of person that stands up for others. Now, I find myself under the dilema of wanting to leave....the yearning for a new scenery, for a new place, for new experiences, for a new life. But...I can't let go of the thing I love the most. The person who 'saved' me from what I used to be. I wasn't a pleasant person for a while..my anger and other feelings translated into a confusing motive to become a disgusting person. I feel safe near that person. I feel accepted as silly as that sounds. It feels like family, since mine has always been too expecting, too rejecting, too seperate. It's awkward for me to be in an atmosphere that is so united.. I'm awkward in any kind of situacion expect reading alone... But people don't see that. I can be confident..but I will always doubt myself..I expect to much..but that person told me I was enough. I believe him more than I believe myself. I know who I am, and I KNOW it's better this way. For the sake of what's left of my sanity. Whether I'll leave or stay, I guess I'll make the best of it.
Many people wish they could read other people's minds. Well, I just typed out my most sincere feelings. They may be confusing and contradicting, but I'm working them to be straight and understand. I must understand myself before I understand the world. Hope you enjoyed knowing what one person out there in the world is thinking. Maybe I'm walking amongst you, unnoticed. Be aware of what other being is thinking, try to drift away from your own perspective
Comment below:)
Monday, May 27, 2013
Crazy things jealousy makes us do & people watching you eat
There are many things people do..I usually end up growing jealous of people and events. I've been jealous of a beautiful girl (who hasn't), of a baby, and of other things as well. I consider my character to be extremely odd. First of all, my anger seems to be pointless at times. Once I get mad, I NEED to explode or I will just be irritated and I'll just make a nuisance of myself. Now, I'll explain the steps of my feelings building up to the acceptance of jealousy.
1. Annoyance: I will grow extremely annoyed at that particular subject or person. I'll eventually be unable to restrain my comments and show my jealousy. I will deny it even if it is brought up and I will hide it, which I'm excellent at. I'll make it seem like they wronged me in some way or another and this will be enough to mask my disgust at the person and myself.
2. Anger: I will eventually grow inpatient at myself and others. I will get mad at anything. The difference between this and annoyance is my atitude. During this period, I will become somewhat violent, and I will throw things at people for no reason. (And I have, like some girl walking down the street got hit by a pen I threw at her after a comment my boyfriend made). Finally I will fall under the mood I'm mostly in.
3. Depression: I'm usually in this mood since I always undergo hardcore mood swings and since everything that rises has to fall, well so does my mood. Sometimes I think I'm sick...but oh well. Under this mood I will curl into fetal position and cry. I will be tight ball of feelings that doesn't want to see anyone. This phase doens't usually last, and it lets me express all my anger, and release it.
4. Acceptance & Happiness: This is the last step. I'll come to accept the terms of my jealousy, what I could do better and how i can become better. I'll try to see the good stuff in my as well and try to compete to become better. I know my determination: when I want something, I'll get it. So after I accept my jealousy I'll feel better with myself and everything will seem better.
The curious thing about all these steps is that it only lasts about one day, sometimes a hour. I tend to change moods rather quickly.. You have no idea how it annoys the people around me. But I guess that's what you have to put up with:P
For example, one day I was growing pissed at my boyfriend paying more attention to other matters after having 'stolen' (these are the words I used in my mind and what I thought of) time with me and going with his friends. You might be thinking, GIVE HIM A REST. Well, he spends a week with his friends, sleeps over three days out of five and spends the rest of his day with them the other two. I only see him two days... maybe I'm asking for too much..but he doesn't talk to me during this week and I can't call him and stuff like that. So I grow extremely pissed when he's not with me during our time. I may not look like it, but I do have patience. However, I usually find the way for him to pay me what he owes me.
Another time was when a drunk girl got near him and touched his face, grabbing his nose and talking in drunk giberish.. I'm not saying I'm unreasonable... BUT she can't be mentioned in front of me, and I can't see her without the urgency to throw something at her, make sarcastic comments and nasty remarks and so on. She's that ONE PERSON that no matter how nice she is, I will NEVER let her be near me. I know I can be really really unpleasant once I'm pissed, but the funny things is that she doesn't seem to understand it's her. All the other people think its extremely funny to see me constantly bringing someone down.. I hate to be the center of their entertainment but I just can't hold back.....One day I shall do something that will make me stop xD
Aside from being a huge ball of feelings, I can get hurt EXTREMELY easily. that's why I tend to shut myself and read....Maybe there is something wrong with me.
Finally, I will tell a random anecdote. The other day I was riding the charming public transportation. I had recently purchased a double ice cream cone, and I was eating it. I was enjoying it. Then I see a couple sit in front of me AND THEY WOULDN'T STOP STARING. (If there's something I hate, is people watching me eat. IT CREEPS ME OUT). I tried to finish my ice cream cone as quickly as I could, and when I did, the guy called me out and made the motion for me to clean my chin.... My first thought was never to ride the public bus again. After I got off I realized they must've been staring at me the whole time. Now I am paranoid about stuff like that.... sometimes I feel like I'm the only person on earth that this would happen to.
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Sleepless nights and hour-long torture
Hello people of the world who live outside my own perspective.
In this last day a lot of things have happened.
First off, my laptop is held captive by geek squad and they're trying to resurrect it...
It will be back app. by June 7. Sucks right?
In the mean time, I'm stuck using my sister's ipod which I happen to despise. The screen is too small, you can't watch movies or anime and I end up with A LOT more typos that I would usually have since I am too clumsy while using the touch screen keyboard.
With my finals FINALLY done I can write now daily once more. I am tired, I have bags under my 'eyes and I just wish I could sleep FOREVER. But then again I think that's called dying....
Anyway,
I have a deal with my sister, since she's super forgetful and tends to loose her keys, then I lend her my keys in exchange for her to open the door for me right away. Well, she fell asleep. I live next to chong neighbors who are just vulgar and those kind of creepers that think you're hitting on them just by existing. Just like the sutpid man that said hey to me. I wear two braids, baggy jeans, and a long t-shirt, and I still get treated like a common WHATEVER. Any way, so I knock for a whole hour without any response. I get frustrated and I start kicking the door etc. I had to wait until my mom came around an hour later. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO OPENED THE DOOR. you had no IDEA how angry I was. The neighboors who are about 13 or 14 were just staring at me, asking me to go into their house. DISGUSTING. I just flicked them off, just like I do with the perverts. I know my rights, I can just press harrasment charges on if the stepped our propety or our side of the apartment. That was that.
Then before that, I had left school after lunch to go volunteer at the local animal shelter. It wasn't as depressing as I thought. it actually seemed like a nice place and the people were nice to the animals. I volunteered for three hours straight walking the doggies and shredding paper for the kittens:3 It was cute, and I cried when I saw the dogs they had confiscated for animal cruelty. I also cried when I saw a kitten that had been left by their owner and the kitten wouldn't stop meowing: it was looking for its owner. Someday, I wish to start a campaign addressing this problem. It's sad. It hurts me such much... Ignoring your pet who adores you and needs you is like ignoring a child...but I guess heartless people are truly heartles... (NO DUH)
Btw, I hate people who use excuses that don't make sense.. For example, near the end of my time at the shelter, one of my classmates came in. SHE'S ALWAYS LATE. I had her for french, and she would always be late on some other excuse. Her excuse was that she had school and couldn't come early. Let me tell you something, she's always late, never on class, and says she's too involved to concentrate on the current assignment. Well I had school and I decided to ditch it. I know my priorities. The lady in charge of the volunteering looked at me and the my other classmates who arrived one hour later, thinking along my lines.
Funny how a late bird will always remain one.
anyway, now I am using a school computer and telling you all of this. I'll get home, walking under the BURNING sun, and just eat. EAT EAT EAT. And read. I wish I could sleep, but then I'll just sleep all day.. I'm thinking about not coming to school on Friday. I can afford and absence. What do you think? A day to rest and perhaps convience my boyfriend to go to eat? That would be nice. I've been having nightmares again out of so much worries.... But once all of this is over I won't feel as anxious.
I really hate feeling anxious, how are you feeling?
In this last day a lot of things have happened.
First off, my laptop is held captive by geek squad and they're trying to resurrect it...
It will be back app. by June 7. Sucks right?
In the mean time, I'm stuck using my sister's ipod which I happen to despise. The screen is too small, you can't watch movies or anime and I end up with A LOT more typos that I would usually have since I am too clumsy while using the touch screen keyboard.
With my finals FINALLY done I can write now daily once more. I am tired, I have bags under my 'eyes and I just wish I could sleep FOREVER. But then again I think that's called dying....
Anyway,
I have a deal with my sister, since she's super forgetful and tends to loose her keys, then I lend her my keys in exchange for her to open the door for me right away. Well, she fell asleep. I live next to chong neighbors who are just vulgar and those kind of creepers that think you're hitting on them just by existing. Just like the sutpid man that said hey to me. I wear two braids, baggy jeans, and a long t-shirt, and I still get treated like a common WHATEVER. Any way, so I knock for a whole hour without any response. I get frustrated and I start kicking the door etc. I had to wait until my mom came around an hour later. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO OPENED THE DOOR. you had no IDEA how angry I was. The neighboors who are about 13 or 14 were just staring at me, asking me to go into their house. DISGUSTING. I just flicked them off, just like I do with the perverts. I know my rights, I can just press harrasment charges on if the stepped our propety or our side of the apartment. That was that.
Then before that, I had left school after lunch to go volunteer at the local animal shelter. It wasn't as depressing as I thought. it actually seemed like a nice place and the people were nice to the animals. I volunteered for three hours straight walking the doggies and shredding paper for the kittens:3 It was cute, and I cried when I saw the dogs they had confiscated for animal cruelty. I also cried when I saw a kitten that had been left by their owner and the kitten wouldn't stop meowing: it was looking for its owner. Someday, I wish to start a campaign addressing this problem. It's sad. It hurts me such much... Ignoring your pet who adores you and needs you is like ignoring a child...but I guess heartless people are truly heartles... (NO DUH)
Btw, I hate people who use excuses that don't make sense.. For example, near the end of my time at the shelter, one of my classmates came in. SHE'S ALWAYS LATE. I had her for french, and she would always be late on some other excuse. Her excuse was that she had school and couldn't come early. Let me tell you something, she's always late, never on class, and says she's too involved to concentrate on the current assignment. Well I had school and I decided to ditch it. I know my priorities. The lady in charge of the volunteering looked at me and the my other classmates who arrived one hour later, thinking along my lines.
Funny how a late bird will always remain one.
anyway, now I am using a school computer and telling you all of this. I'll get home, walking under the BURNING sun, and just eat. EAT EAT EAT. And read. I wish I could sleep, but then I'll just sleep all day.. I'm thinking about not coming to school on Friday. I can afford and absence. What do you think? A day to rest and perhaps convience my boyfriend to go to eat? That would be nice. I've been having nightmares again out of so much worries.... But once all of this is over I won't feel as anxious.
I really hate feeling anxious, how are you feeling?
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Dying...
So hi! I haven't posted in like four days or so. And yes, I have an explanation but not that it matters or that you'll listen. So instead, read about my days and my problems so far:
I was supposed to finish a smash book for my government class and this is to be two examn grades and I-don't-know-how-many daily work grades. SOOO I still haven't finished and this was finished yesterday. Yes, I know, thug life, such a thug your work is one day late. BIG DEAL. Well, you see I'm actually afraid of that teacher and last time I runed in a big project like this on time I got a B, and I thought I did good. So, as you can see, I'm scared. But I'm still trying my very best to complete this. I feel like this is how they think right now:
Additionally, today has NOT been my day at all.
Today, I woke up early so I can finish my final for English. My final for English was on Marcist Criticism and I had to write about A LOT. So I wake up at 5:30 AM so I can have time to write it. So what happens? I SPILL MILK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD. So I think, shut it down, take of the battery and let it dry. Well, as genius as I am, I left ALL my work inside the computer, didn't save, tried to turn it back on, and the keyboard messed up. I cried and screamed at my laptop.
I just won myself a trip to see a guy from Geek Squad. I don't want to loose my laptop for another two weeks T_T.
Anyway, so I try my best to do some things on school computers, the computer lab with an excellent printer gets flooded with underclassmen, so I head to the library. I will use an ipod to complete my homework, and I will write by had like our ancestors used to. Right now, I'm at my school's library, typing this for you just so you know I haven't died but probably will....
Today is the last day of finals, and after I turn in the smashbook and math homework I WILL BE FREE. In the mean time, I suffer. WISH ME LUCK!
I was supposed to finish a smash book for my government class and this is to be two examn grades and I-don't-know-how-many daily work grades. SOOO I still haven't finished and this was finished yesterday. Yes, I know, thug life, such a thug your work is one day late. BIG DEAL. Well, you see I'm actually afraid of that teacher and last time I runed in a big project like this on time I got a B, and I thought I did good. So, as you can see, I'm scared. But I'm still trying my very best to complete this. I feel like this is how they think right now:
Additionally, today has NOT been my day at all.
Today, I woke up early so I can finish my final for English. My final for English was on Marcist Criticism and I had to write about A LOT. So I wake up at 5:30 AM so I can have time to write it. So what happens? I SPILL MILK ALL OVER MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD. So I think, shut it down, take of the battery and let it dry. Well, as genius as I am, I left ALL my work inside the computer, didn't save, tried to turn it back on, and the keyboard messed up. I cried and screamed at my laptop.
I just won myself a trip to see a guy from Geek Squad. I don't want to loose my laptop for another two weeks T_T.
Anyway, so I try my best to do some things on school computers, the computer lab with an excellent printer gets flooded with underclassmen, so I head to the library. I will use an ipod to complete my homework, and I will write by had like our ancestors used to. Right now, I'm at my school's library, typing this for you just so you know I haven't died but probably will....
Today is the last day of finals, and after I turn in the smashbook and math homework I WILL BE FREE. In the mean time, I suffer. WISH ME LUCK!
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Men -.- Women -.- Everyone -.-
Have you ever done anything soooo embarrassing but you did that out of your impulse? Because YOU FELT like you NEEDED TO DO THAT? How do you feel after the anger? After you find out you're wrong? Then the other person tells you off and you're all like SHUT UP! I KNOW! Why do you bother me? Sometimes I feel like telling them, "HOW CAN YOU EVEN TALK IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITY OF MY FEELINGS AND CHARACTER???".
Must. calm. down.
And then you find a way to get back at them...
But you know what's funny? Many people hate people like me... People who just want to be with you and be happy and don't understand how that can be. How is it possible that one person can't get enough of you even if you do all types of things to them?
It's just tiring sometimes.. To give everything you have and just be ignored..
Doesn't it happen to you?
When you just want to run away, and hide?
Or start of something fresh, far away from anything known?
I wish I had the courage to do something like that. I find myself tangled by different things.
Hopefully one day I can break free.
I'm tired of everyone right now:)
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
The day-that-must-not-be-named is approaching.
Hello! Today I went to another awards nights for being in a special program. The truth is, I've only been like two years in this thing since I'm a transfer student, AND I didn't even go through the selection process, application and all that stuff. Actually, I was just asked if I wanted to do it and I was like sure why not? Thus I am in the program and still am. This is how I have an internship at the local courthouse. Anyway, so you can have an idea of my graduating class, I present to you the event that happened today:
First event:
*they call up a girl up to receive an award*
The girl looks to one side, then to another and says "what do I do? What do I do???" It takes another three minutes for the guy next to her to make her stand up and walk over to the awards table.
Second event:
*They move on to the next award section*
Then a girl, surprised says "WHAAAAAAAT?" out loud.
So you see, my generation is a mixture of a promising future and idiots. Oh well, I might be one of the idiots myself right?
Many people are already talking about how they're going to cry on graduation and stuff like that.
But the truth is, I don't think I will. To me, this is just a small step towards something bigger...
I could be doing something more useful with my time, but I failed to get into that school.
I'm not as smart as I wish I could be, or a cheater that will cheat in every test with her smartphone like
some of the smartest students in my school.
I'm actually just a regular person who accepts failure, and uses it to get better.
I'm tired of this already, and I'm ready to start a new adventure.
Who isn't right?
This is a picture of the my cord and stole (I censored it for fear of being kidnapped and and and and killed by some weirdo, not that you are weirdos but I've watched too much CSI, Criminal Minds, you get me, it's our fear for this 1 out of 100000 thing to happen to us.... ENJOY THE PICTURE:
(yes, I censored it using paint, I think paint is underestimated and bullied by everyone. It is actually fun to use, if you are creative enough)
I also worked out today again, my second day! Yay! Two day anniversary! I celebrated with some Dairy Queen;) A good ol'oreo blizzard for me. My mother asked me why it could tilt without falling... my answer? Density. How dense does it have to be for it to fall? The truth is it may fall soooooo slow that it doesn't fall in that half a second they tilt it. But, if you look closely, after like two minutes, it may fall.
I just eat it either way. Like a Cheeto after you burn it to see the calories.. I still ate a whole bag.
Before I leave for the night, I shall post to you my find on youtube. Oh, I love youtube comments and commet-ors everyone is so like the internet: defensive, narrow minded, and open about their ideas and questions<3 If you can, answer this question, it will be the question of the day:D :
*For those of you who don't know who super junior is, it is your homework to give me an opinion about
them.... PARTICIPATE PEOPLE PARTICIPATE!
First event:
*they call up a girl up to receive an award*
The girl looks to one side, then to another and says "what do I do? What do I do???" It takes another three minutes for the guy next to her to make her stand up and walk over to the awards table.
Second event:
*They move on to the next award section*
Then a girl, surprised says "WHAAAAAAAT?" out loud.
So you see, my generation is a mixture of a promising future and idiots. Oh well, I might be one of the idiots myself right?
Many people are already talking about how they're going to cry on graduation and stuff like that.
But the truth is, I don't think I will. To me, this is just a small step towards something bigger...
I could be doing something more useful with my time, but I failed to get into that school.
I'm not as smart as I wish I could be, or a cheater that will cheat in every test with her smartphone like
some of the smartest students in my school.
I'm actually just a regular person who accepts failure, and uses it to get better.
I'm tired of this already, and I'm ready to start a new adventure.
Who isn't right?
This is a picture of the my cord and stole (I censored it for fear of being kidnapped and and and and killed by some weirdo, not that you are weirdos but I've watched too much CSI, Criminal Minds, you get me, it's our fear for this 1 out of 100000 thing to happen to us.... ENJOY THE PICTURE:
I also worked out today again, my second day! Yay! Two day anniversary! I celebrated with some Dairy Queen;) A good ol'oreo blizzard for me. My mother asked me why it could tilt without falling... my answer? Density. How dense does it have to be for it to fall? The truth is it may fall soooooo slow that it doesn't fall in that half a second they tilt it. But, if you look closely, after like two minutes, it may fall.
I just eat it either way. Like a Cheeto after you burn it to see the calories.. I still ate a whole bag.
Before I leave for the night, I shall post to you my find on youtube. Oh, I love youtube comments and commet-ors everyone is so like the internet: defensive, narrow minded, and open about their ideas and questions<3 If you can, answer this question, it will be the question of the day:D :
*For those of you who don't know who super junior is, it is your homework to give me an opinion about
them.... PARTICIPATE PEOPLE PARTICIPATE!
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Working out
I decided I need to "tone up" a little. I couldn't even finish the first video... IT WAS HARD! I can barely breathe, but all this will pay off *hopefully* in the end. All you people that play sports or exercise regularly like that old man that takes both of his dogs for a jog every day and picks up his chihuahua after it's too tired (yes it's super cute, and I get to see this every morning as I walk to my bus stop). I still have two more videos to go through that make up my whole training session not including other two forms of exercise that I will not reveal...okay one of them is yoga, and I've grown fond of it since I admit to having sleeping problems and I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night, several times, and take about twenty minutes to fall asleep again. However, with yoga I can fall asleep through the whole night and feel rested. So it works wonders on me, besides I tend to have an excessive amount of energy, so yoga calms me down a bit...
I hope that with time I will be able to go through all my work outs. I won't push my body to it's limits instead I'll slowly add more to my routines until my body can handle it. I won't tell you about the other form of exercise cause I make a lot of fun of it, but I've decided I need it. So, now I'm out to complete homework, since I once hear that "you have to train the body and the mind" so that they are balanced. I'm off people of the internet!
I present to you the picture of the day (my friends always say this-the bottom picture-whenever say something 'meaningful':
btw, this is the picture that I posted on my boyfriend's wall:
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I still haven't gotten a respond. What do you guys think?
I hope that with time I will be able to go through all my work outs. I won't push my body to it's limits instead I'll slowly add more to my routines until my body can handle it. I won't tell you about the other form of exercise cause I make a lot of fun of it, but I've decided I need it. So, now I'm out to complete homework, since I once hear that "you have to train the body and the mind" so that they are balanced. I'm off people of the internet!
I present to you the picture of the day (my friends always say this-the bottom picture-whenever say something 'meaningful':
btw, this is the picture that I posted on my boyfriend's wall:
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I still haven't gotten a respond. What do you guys think?
Monday, May 13, 2013
Twerking & The Importance of Food
You know what's the best place to see all kinds of species in their natural habitats? AT SCHOOL. You see the nerds, the jocks, the weirdos, the cool people, the druggies, the wanna-be gangsters, the yolo #swag, etc. I have found a flow chart the depicts all of this, and I present it to you NOW:
Have you ever been in that position in which you are too cool to hang out with the weird kids but too weird to hang out with the cool kids? Well I find myself in that position....But, luckily I HAVE FRIENDS even if my mother claims I lie about them. One day, I was buying chocolates for them, and she asked who they were for. And I'm like, "Oh! They're for my friends, Juliette and Fudith." My mom's answer? "Aren't the same one? I know you only have two friends so don't lie okay?" My sister had the laugh of her life when she heard this. I often bother my sister for something else, but that is another story to tell:D Now, I shall tell you what I overheard during one of my classes. You might think, OMG WHAT A LOSER OVERHEARING PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! Well, if they weren't making a point of asking around the whole room for other people's opinions I might have respected their privacy. So now they will get published:D
So, a group of three or four girls were talking about "twerking".
Let me explain to you this phenomenon now practiced by the lower species with one simple image:
Yes, this is barbaric and incites vulgar behavior, but this is the new generation folks. Anyways, they were
talking about how who can twerk and who can't and some video on youtube blah blah blah... But that is
not my point! My point is, they CONTINUED TALKING! They were discussing the "sexiness" in twerking and how it meant certain things like "wanting the d". I know,
I refuse to recognize any form of dance that gained fame through Jersey shore or was invented
by a drunk.
So, with this I arrive at the last point of this post:
FOOOOOD!
I will recount something that actually happened today so you can get a glimpse of the person I am in the rl world:P For a class we're suppose to build our own box that has to by 1" x 1" and we choose what's gonna be the filling or what's made of it. The point? To place an egg at the center of this box, and when they drop it from a determined distance, the egg must remain intact after the fall. I decided to make my box a regular one, filled with balloons that will be tightly put together with the egg in the middle, completely protected by these. I haven't tested my theory, but I will surely tell you about it. Anyway, our school is too poor to supply us with eggs so we must each bring our own egg. However, one of my friends volunteered to bring eggs for everyone (God, alah, nirvana bless her). Of course, the teacher didn't like this and claimed each student is liable for their own work blah blah blah... In the end, the teacher suggested that my friend waste her money on something else. My suggestion? "Why don't you buy food?". Yes, I yelled this out to her. Yes, I yelled this out in front of the whole class, I know they don't bite. I'm just a product of the school cafeteria and the
delicious american junk good multi-billionaire companies. Food, as you know, is sacred, and even if I don't chew 32 times, I eat to satisfy my stomach, not my heart. Yet I can go a day without eating if I wish. I'm just weird. The world is fully of mysteries we will never comprehend, including women.
Here, have a picture of what I did today:
"Your mom is on her knees" & The Nun and the Hippie joke:D
Hola! So one day during class we were going over the Chicano movement. Keep in mind that I live in a very Hispanic town, therefore most of the people happen to be Hispanic (DUH). So our government teacher read the following quote out loud:
So I know most people aren't even truly white.. and that's okay. Racism has really been something that has been somewhat eradicated BUT we still label each other. No biggie:3 But the picture below depicts how I feel sometimes:
The nun looks utterly disgusted and as before she gets of the bus she says, "Sorry, but I am devoted catholic, chaste nun!"
The bus driver looks at the hippie who is very sad, so he tells him, "You know, she prays every night around midnight at the cemetery."
The hippie decides to show up dressed as a saint and get the nun to make love with him.
He shows up around midnight at the cemetery. He finds her easily, and she's praying on her knees. He tells her, "God has sent me to make love to you sister!"
and she responds, "Okay, but let's do anal since I have chastity vows."
So then the DEED gets done (as my English teacher says), and then the hippie takes of his disguise:
"HA HA! I'M THE HIPPIE!"
Then the nun takes off his costume: "HA HA! I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"
Hope you guys enjoy! Don't trust any bus drivers my little readers:3
If you know any comments, please do share!
"So you see it is up to the White population to keep the Mexican on his knees in an onion patch."The response of one of my female classmates?
"Your mom is on her knees!"Yes, best thing ever. Ladies and internet navigators I present to you the future generation, but hey at least we're not boring! We'll be the weirdest grandparents ever:)
So I know most people aren't even truly white.. and that's okay. Racism has really been something that has been somewhat eradicated BUT we still label each other. No biggie:3 But the picture below depicts how I feel sometimes:
In order to lighten the mood I, the master of jokes, shall write a joke:So a nun gets on the public bus, and a hippie that happened to be sitting in a corner saw her and started to lust after her. As the nun sits down, the hippie quickly seats and sits right next to her. He tells her, "I've always had the fantasy to have sex with a nun."
The nun looks utterly disgusted and as before she gets of the bus she says, "Sorry, but I am devoted catholic, chaste nun!"
The bus driver looks at the hippie who is very sad, so he tells him, "You know, she prays every night around midnight at the cemetery."
The hippie decides to show up dressed as a saint and get the nun to make love with him.
He shows up around midnight at the cemetery. He finds her easily, and she's praying on her knees. He tells her, "God has sent me to make love to you sister!"
and she responds, "Okay, but let's do anal since I have chastity vows."
So then the DEED gets done (as my English teacher says), and then the hippie takes of his disguise:
"HA HA! I'M THE HIPPIE!"
Then the nun takes off his costume: "HA HA! I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"
Hope you guys enjoy! Don't trust any bus drivers my little readers:3
If you know any comments, please do share!
Friday, May 10, 2013
50 Questions
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER
ANYONE?
Yes, I was named after a Mexican painter. GUESS WHICH ONE.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About two days ago because I get hypersensitive and and and and I just turn into a big ball of feelings. (Women.)
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, it is unique and unmistakable. (You’ll know it’s mine)
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
HAM.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, I do not.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no, I’m too weird and demanding. I’m surprised I even HAVE friends.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? Nah. (Sarcastic)
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes I do.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yesh;) I’ve always wanted to, AND I WILL DO IT!
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don’t really have one….I just eat….
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes I do. I tie them EVERY time I put them back on.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Who doesn’t? But then again I can’t even open a pickle jar . I’m guessing anger will work wonders with me;)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
An oreo blizzard from Dairy queen or vanilla’s (you can add oreos and Hershey’s chocolate syrup with strawberries on your own)
Yes, I was named after a Mexican painter. GUESS WHICH ONE.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
About two days ago because I get hypersensitive and and and and I just turn into a big ball of feelings. (Women.)
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes, it is unique and unmistakable. (You’ll know it’s mine)
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
HAM.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, I do not.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Hell no, I’m too weird and demanding. I’m surprised I even HAVE friends.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Me? Nah. (Sarcastic)
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes I do.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Yesh;) I’ve always wanted to, AND I WILL DO IT!
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don’t really have one….I just eat….
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes I do. I tie them EVERY time I put them back on.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Who doesn’t? But then again I can’t even open a pickle jar . I’m guessing anger will work wonders with me;)
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
An oreo blizzard from Dairy queen or vanilla’s (you can add oreos and Hershey’s chocolate syrup with strawberries on your own)
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
The way they talk and were they’re looking at.
15. RED OR PINK?
Pink. One of my friends would say it is tres kawaii.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My nose and my size. I always get picked on for both.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
The person I spend a week waiting to see, my boyfriend.
18.WHAT IS THE MOVIE YOU WATCH WHEN YOU’RE DEPRESSED?
Don’t judge: Wild Child.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Colorful checkered (including green, white, yellow, pink, black)
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Animal Crackers. I LOVE ANIMAL CRACKERS.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
My friends criticizing the graphics and logic of a video game.
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Blue or white.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Rice pudding, cinnamon, and lavender.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
The College Board assistance person.
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
Mountain hideaway to be with the birdies and animals and stuff while you climb and gather fruits:D
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Diving, for various reasons…The girls are so graceful, the guys look amazing in their swimming trunks;)
27. HAIR COLOR?
Un dyed is brown caramel. Faded dyed color is a lightish brown.
28. EYE COLOR?
Dark brown, almost black.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nah, I’m scared of eye diseases.
30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Mexican dish called “Entomatadas”: corn tortillas fried with tomato sauce and filled with Mexican-style white cheese along with cream and more Mexican white cheese…..
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Scary movies. I enjoy a good laugh.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Up.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Green with the Grinch
34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer. I love warm weather and sun bathing.
35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Neither, buy me candy!
36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
RICE PUDDING!
37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?
Cardio, one must learn to run from them zombies…
38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION?
COMPUTER! The real me lives on the internet.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
War of the Worlds by H.G Wells
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don’t have a mouse pad, I have a laptop.
41. ANY TATTOOS?
Nah, I hope to donate blood as charity one day or for family emergency.
42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Bird’s singing.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Beatles!
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Cancun, Mexico. It was beautiful, I felt like staying there forever.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Does eating count? Just kidding, I’m a talented essay writer when it comes to analyzing major works of literature:3
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
A small town, south of the United States.
47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
That same town.
48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE?
Apartment, brick colored.
49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
I don’t have a car, I’m not rich enough.
50. ANY PETS?
2 dogs: a huge brown Labrador mud and a smaller caramel, white border collie mixture. They are mother and daughter:3
A small town, south of the United States.
47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
That same town.
48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE?
Apartment, brick colored.
49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
I don’t have a car, I’m not rich enough.
50. ANY PETS?
2 dogs: a huge brown Labrador mud and a smaller caramel, white border collie mixture. They are mother and daughter:3
This are things you probably didn't know about me. If you would like to share anything comment away my little ice-cream pies:D
Thursday, May 9, 2013
Damn you job system
Today was a very stressful day. Yesterday I was reading all I could in sparknotes (God bless you Sparknotes, Science Bless you, May you achieve the nirvana etc) to prepare for the AP English Literature test. Today I took it, and it was easy. One of the poems was kinda creepy involving strong feelings for a pony or implied bestiality (it was an answer choice), but since I can't "disclose any information" I will talk about my experience after two days in this test. I will say I died mentally, therefore I went home early. I got home to work on job applications, because I happen to be poor and the only way to buy nice stuff and have spending money is to, of course, GET A JOB.
Well, I did my best to look presentable, I wore some nice black slacks and flats in order to look "conservative" (I wouldn't want them to think I dress like a spring breaker at a rave do I?) So, New York and Company rejected me flat out, Kirkland's had a problem with my application (yes I am new at this) and the only nice ones were American Eagle and Aeropostale. First of all, i am not a nice dresser. You should see the way I dress to school, LIKE A GUY. Meaning that I wear a nice t-shirt that covers up my chest (so you can look at my face), nice fitting jeans, and my dirty vans. School is nothing fancy people, I have no one to impress expect the people at my internship (I am an intern at the local district court). I think you get stared at weirdly if you don't dress nice. The only people who don't dress nice or the ones being charged... well anyways, so I officially hate the system.
They asked me to "sell a pen" to the supervisor whatever.
My best response? "This is a pen, and it's American Eagle, BUY IT." We know I'm right. Usually people buy it BECAUSE ITS AMERICAN EAGLE. But, my good sense of humor isn't appreciate so I immediately talked about stuff like "the quality of the fabric", which in a way is true, the fabric is better than the clothes at Wal-mart , I should know. The rest went okay, I really hope they call back, however I was extremely crappy at that mini-interview. If I get called i promise to research on how not to make myself look like an idiot at the interview. Sure, I've done interviews, at school, where I sound smarter than half of my peers. All I can say is, if there is a god or buddha or type of science that grants desires to find a job, they should grant me this desire...
American Eagle is a nice place, and it smells nice also. Rich people everywhere.......But, at least if they look down upon me I won't feel as bad as if a wanna-be chong looked down on me. Another thing they asked?
"Why do I want to work at American Eagle?"
My response: I've always liked the store and the clothes (true), but I couldn't really afford it, I am looking forward to the discount. (I don't know if honesty is the best policy sometimes....)
My grandmother came along with my dear sweet mother. Both were criticizing my decision to work at a "tough labor" place. I don't find anything hard about folding clothes and dealing with people..... Anyways, they suggested a receptionist job. Inside my mind I was like, sure grandma, I'll call up the millions of doctors I know who want some uneducated brat to answer the phones for them. But, people of the internet they had a point!: They WOULD like a person like me since they wouldn't have to pay me much but minimum wage... I would be happy with just minimum wage... FOR NOW.
Another question they asked me:
"How do you keep up with the fashion trends?"
Okay, here I had to admit my most awkwardest hobbies. I often look up fashion run-aways, but with the worst trends.. so i can at least feel better dressed than them. So my half-way lie was that I look up fashion sites and buy vogue magazines, (which is true, but I only do so to look for "soon" images or fold pages to make people look like they're kissing each other). Additionally I said I look up fashion blogs, which is true. As well as food blogs. I like food.
Job hunting sucks, and I hope the places that rejected me loose all their employees then they'll see how much I'm worth it! Just kidding, I'll probably eat up all the nutella and watch a sad horse movie. Well, no more pony movies for me after the Ap test....
Any recommendations of places in which I could apply? Any bad experiences at job interviews? comment away inhabitants of the internet!
here, have a picture, the world would be boring without images:
Well, I did my best to look presentable, I wore some nice black slacks and flats in order to look "conservative" (I wouldn't want them to think I dress like a spring breaker at a rave do I?) So, New York and Company rejected me flat out, Kirkland's had a problem with my application (yes I am new at this) and the only nice ones were American Eagle and Aeropostale. First of all, i am not a nice dresser. You should see the way I dress to school, LIKE A GUY. Meaning that I wear a nice t-shirt that covers up my chest (so you can look at my face), nice fitting jeans, and my dirty vans. School is nothing fancy people, I have no one to impress expect the people at my internship (I am an intern at the local district court). I think you get stared at weirdly if you don't dress nice. The only people who don't dress nice or the ones being charged... well anyways, so I officially hate the system.
They asked me to "sell a pen" to the supervisor whatever.
My best response? "This is a pen, and it's American Eagle, BUY IT." We know I'm right. Usually people buy it BECAUSE ITS AMERICAN EAGLE. But, my good sense of humor isn't appreciate so I immediately talked about stuff like "the quality of the fabric", which in a way is true, the fabric is better than the clothes at Wal-mart , I should know. The rest went okay, I really hope they call back, however I was extremely crappy at that mini-interview. If I get called i promise to research on how not to make myself look like an idiot at the interview. Sure, I've done interviews, at school, where I sound smarter than half of my peers. All I can say is, if there is a god or buddha or type of science that grants desires to find a job, they should grant me this desire...
American Eagle is a nice place, and it smells nice also. Rich people everywhere.......But, at least if they look down upon me I won't feel as bad as if a wanna-be chong looked down on me. Another thing they asked?
"Why do I want to work at American Eagle?"
My response: I've always liked the store and the clothes (true), but I couldn't really afford it, I am looking forward to the discount. (I don't know if honesty is the best policy sometimes....)
My grandmother came along with my dear sweet mother. Both were criticizing my decision to work at a "tough labor" place. I don't find anything hard about folding clothes and dealing with people..... Anyways, they suggested a receptionist job. Inside my mind I was like, sure grandma, I'll call up the millions of doctors I know who want some uneducated brat to answer the phones for them. But, people of the internet they had a point!: They WOULD like a person like me since they wouldn't have to pay me much but minimum wage... I would be happy with just minimum wage... FOR NOW.
Another question they asked me:
"How do you keep up with the fashion trends?"
Okay, here I had to admit my most awkwardest hobbies. I often look up fashion run-aways, but with the worst trends.. so i can at least feel better dressed than them. So my half-way lie was that I look up fashion sites and buy vogue magazines, (which is true, but I only do so to look for "soon" images or fold pages to make people look like they're kissing each other). Additionally I said I look up fashion blogs, which is true. As well as food blogs. I like food.
Job hunting sucks, and I hope the places that rejected me loose all their employees then they'll see how much I'm worth it! Just kidding, I'll probably eat up all the nutella and watch a sad horse movie. Well, no more pony movies for me after the Ap test....
Any recommendations of places in which I could apply? Any bad experiences at job interviews? comment away inhabitants of the internet!
here, have a picture, the world would be boring without images:
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Contradictory person.
Have you ever said you wouldn't do something you end up doing?
I'm guessing everyone has, yet it happens to me WAAAY to often. Mainly with a certain person who drives me insane yet I can't be away from. This is the question of the day. Thought of the day?
Men are simple, it's women who are the complicated ones.
As much as we reject this idea, it is the truth. A lot of things kill us, my fellow women. The sad truth is that men don't know what they did half of the time you accuse them of stuff.
No offense, but sometimes we sound like paranoiac hysteric bitches. We are what are environment family, values, and other outside as well as inside forces have made us. Whether you were always afraid of someone making fun of you like those many traumatized victims of bullying, or whether you were the ones starting the rumors and felt guilt in your conscious. It is really easy to keep men happy in reality, without sex. Sometimes we need to understand pride is human made. It probably wouldn't even exist, since it's not the original sin per say.
We are incapable of thinking under simple terms, and once a person becomes educated he becomes more complicated because he understands the world around him. Ignorance is bliss.
I've learned that men are happy as long as you keep your feelings simple and without fear. I'm guilty of being consumed by my deepest fear which is to be betrayed. However, with this fear I loose sight of those who I fully trust, and I start to wonder if I can truly trust anyone. I refuse to go to a psychologist though, they creep me out, and I am too poor to waste money in such luxury. I handle it the old school way, talking to my self and giving in to my..... JUST KIDDING! I have a blog and that's how I keep sane. I'm still lying, I truly read a book and I feel better afterwards. Sometimes we just need to EXPLODE! to feel better:3 I cry and watch a really tragic chick flick... (Yes, I'm a loser).
Something else that I hate to admit, most problems are cause because we women don't even know what the hell we're fighting It goes back to that thing that we ALWAYS want to be right... I'm stubborn that way. I know you're too so don't judge me! But, don't over-think Usually, men have their heart in the right place. They are not like women who are easily prone to backstabbing, lying, gossiping, and stuff like that. Yet, like my sweet old grandmother says, men are the worst gossipers in the world. Don't be too nice either, they might think you want their junk or something. Men, you must understand, if a girl is nice it doesn't mean she wants you. Maybe she's just polite. Politeness is so rare nowadays that it is mistaken with kissing up and automatically wanting sex. I can assure you, the occasional guy who opens the door does NOT want to sleep with you. If it really is that way, however, I am the most naive person alive. Or at-least not yet corrupted as much. Oh well, who do you think is simple? Or are we both not simple? Comment your answer below:D
I'm guessing everyone has, yet it happens to me WAAAY to often. Mainly with a certain person who drives me insane yet I can't be away from. This is the question of the day. Thought of the day?
Men are simple, it's women who are the complicated ones.
As much as we reject this idea, it is the truth. A lot of things kill us, my fellow women. The sad truth is that men don't know what they did half of the time you accuse them of stuff.
No offense, but sometimes we sound like paranoiac hysteric bitches. We are what are environment family, values, and other outside as well as inside forces have made us. Whether you were always afraid of someone making fun of you like those many traumatized victims of bullying, or whether you were the ones starting the rumors and felt guilt in your conscious. It is really easy to keep men happy in reality, without sex. Sometimes we need to understand pride is human made. It probably wouldn't even exist, since it's not the original sin per say.
We are incapable of thinking under simple terms, and once a person becomes educated he becomes more complicated because he understands the world around him. Ignorance is bliss.
I've learned that men are happy as long as you keep your feelings simple and without fear. I'm guilty of being consumed by my deepest fear which is to be betrayed. However, with this fear I loose sight of those who I fully trust, and I start to wonder if I can truly trust anyone. I refuse to go to a psychologist though, they creep me out, and I am too poor to waste money in such luxury. I handle it the old school way, talking to my self and giving in to my..... JUST KIDDING! I have a blog and that's how I keep sane. I'm still lying, I truly read a book and I feel better afterwards. Sometimes we just need to EXPLODE! to feel better:3 I cry and watch a really tragic chick flick... (Yes, I'm a loser).
Something else that I hate to admit, most problems are cause because we women don't even know what the hell we're fighting It goes back to that thing that we ALWAYS want to be right... I'm stubborn that way. I know you're too so don't judge me! But, don't over-think Usually, men have their heart in the right place. They are not like women who are easily prone to backstabbing, lying, gossiping, and stuff like that. Yet, like my sweet old grandmother says, men are the worst gossipers in the world. Don't be too nice either, they might think you want their junk or something. Men, you must understand, if a girl is nice it doesn't mean she wants you. Maybe she's just polite. Politeness is so rare nowadays that it is mistaken with kissing up and automatically wanting sex. I can assure you, the occasional guy who opens the door does NOT want to sleep with you. If it really is that way, however, I am the most naive person alive. Or at-least not yet corrupted as much. Oh well, who do you think is simple? Or are we both not simple? Comment your answer below:D
Monday, May 6, 2013
My day. How was yours?
Something that I cannot tolerate is cleaning up after my sister. She is old enough to take care of herself and yet, as the older child, I always get the blame for everything. I share a room with her, so I'm constantly hitting myself or dropping something because everything is so messy. I don't mind chaos, as long as the floor is visible, but her idea of messy is like having a carpet of clean clothes, dirty clothes, socks everywhere, dirty dishes, homework that was never turned in, random trash, random candy wrappers, etc. It's horrible. So, my kind, sweet mother decided that the perfect punishment was to deprive both of us from the internet. I immediately told her it wouldn't be fair. I wash the dishes, I do the laundry, I clean the room, etc. But don't you hate it when the thing that would solve the problem is the thing they will never do? Oh well, I had to rant about this since I feel like I need to vent myself.
In a non-killing-related type of thing, today I took the AP Chemistry test.
I had several problems with this, the first being that I had no idea. I came late, thank God they hadn't started. Second of all I wish I had an Asian brain during the test. Most of the time I had no idea what I was doing.
Everyone looked the same, for I saw several people who just gave up all hope and were fast asleep at their desk. It was kinda funny watching the test administrator wake them up and them just shooing her away. By the looks of it, no one knew what to do, expect the Hindu guy in our class, he probably aced it with his eyes closed. However, unlike my Hindu classmate, I looked like this:
Cry not for me, my fellow internet comrades, I didn't expect to get credit for the test either way. Due to budget cuts (or more like, TARGETED BUDGE CUTS FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT UPPERCLASSMEN) we weren't able to purchase the chemicals and other equipment needed to complete required labs, and thus get credit. So, it wasn't so bad, I just mentally died about thirty times. I lived by this picture I saw a few days ago:
Finally, today I received an award at a place I clearly didn't belong. I've never been the smartest, and I will certainly not cheat my way through any test or kiss up to teachers, (besides the fact that I am a bad procrastinator) therefore I am not in any kind of honor society or top 10% etc. However, I received an award for "Outstanding English Language Arts Student". To be honest, I didn't even know that existed, and I have no idea how it ties in with people who received about 30 awards..... My mother, who isn't impressed easily, found this very ironic and amusing. First of all, she considered all of the English language to be ugly and exaggerated Second of all, she said it was ironic since my last name isn't necessary an all-american one. I can speak two languages just about the same, and I certainly do not speak English at home. After she went on and on about how disappointing she was at me not being in the honor society or top 10 or winning any other award she said it was nice I got a "nice paper" that said "nice work, good for nothing". I laughed and bullied her about my stepfather, who happens to be the fattest, ugliest, and stupid being ever alive. I told her, "At least I have a talent, unlike your "thing" (that's how I call my stepfather, her THING)."
I know what you're thinking, how can you say that to your mom blah blah blah... well, you'd be surprised on the things her *thing* has done to me and my sister. And, yes, I've tried to be civilized but that man is a special type of stupid... Whatever, I just said that and her sarcastic comments ceased. After a while she seemed sorry, and congratulated me in all due honesty. I would ask her to come live with me after I had completed my career, but I know she would bring her *thing* so I just keep my mouth shut.
Mothers, we can't live without them can we? The want the best for us even if they don't recognize our present talents. If you're a parent, and you're reading this, make sure to tell your kids no matter what their talent is, that they will always be special to you. Now, enjoy my magnificent pain drawing of the *thing*.
I had several problems with this, the first being that I had no idea. I came late, thank God they hadn't started. Second of all I wish I had an Asian brain during the test. Most of the time I had no idea what I was doing.
Everyone looked the same, for I saw several people who just gave up all hope and were fast asleep at their desk. It was kinda funny watching the test administrator wake them up and them just shooing her away. By the looks of it, no one knew what to do, expect the Hindu guy in our class, he probably aced it with his eyes closed. However, unlike my Hindu classmate, I looked like this:
I know what you're thinking, how can you say that to your mom blah blah blah... well, you'd be surprised on the things her *thing* has done to me and my sister. And, yes, I've tried to be civilized but that man is a special type of stupid... Whatever, I just said that and her sarcastic comments ceased. After a while she seemed sorry, and congratulated me in all due honesty. I would ask her to come live with me after I had completed my career, but I know she would bring her *thing* so I just keep my mouth shut.
Mothers, we can't live without them can we? The want the best for us even if they don't recognize our present talents. If you're a parent, and you're reading this, make sure to tell your kids no matter what their talent is, that they will always be special to you. Now, enjoy my magnificent pain drawing of the *thing*.
**(no offense taken on anything I wrote, but I honestly dislike him. and yes, I drew this on paint, and yes, I draw horrible. In spite of possessing an artist's name I have no artistic talent at all:) Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy:D**
~Any suggestions on what I should write about next or how I should prank the thing? COMMENT BELOW COMRADES! ~
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Two stories.
Good day people of the internet who listen to embarrassing songs because they know no one else will listen to them.... actually, I think that's only me. Oh well, so today I will recount two events; a weird one and a random entertaining one.
First event:
I was in my astronomy class, talking about my being "taken back" with fictional characters. My friend found this "sick". I laughed and said, "It might never happen, but I prefer to use my imagination on an already perfect character than to romanticize a guy who is a jerk."
I will confess, I do have several husbandos. One of them is Francisco D'Anconia from Atlas Shrugged (by Ayn Rand) and another one is, (classical) Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)
Second event:
One day as I was looking out the window like I always do on my bus, I see a couple walking, and two girls walking towards their direction . One of the girls that was walking towards the couple's direction started flirting with the guy. The guy smiled back at the girl, and as his girlfriend saw this, she picked up a stone and threw it at the girl who was flirting with her boyfriend.
I will one day do this:3
What would've you done?
First event:
I was in my astronomy class, talking about my being "taken back" with fictional characters. My friend found this "sick". I laughed and said, "It might never happen, but I prefer to use my imagination on an already perfect character than to romanticize a guy who is a jerk."
I will confess, I do have several husbandos. One of them is Francisco D'Anconia from Atlas Shrugged (by Ayn Rand) and another one is, (classical) Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)
Second event:
One day as I was looking out the window like I always do on my bus, I see a couple walking, and two girls walking towards their direction . One of the girls that was walking towards the couple's direction started flirting with the guy. The guy smiled back at the girl, and as his girlfriend saw this, she picked up a stone and threw it at the girl who was flirting with her boyfriend.
I will one day do this:3
What would've you done?
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Cannibal Joke
Three men were on a deserted island, or that's what they thought, since they were soon surrounded by a large group of cannibals. The leader of the cannibals told the three men, "We have decided to spare your life if you fetch any kind of fruit that should be found within this island. You have ten minutes, go!"
Ten minutes later, only two men came back. One brought an apple and the other one brought a few grapes.
Then the leader of the cannibals said, "You are to shove that fruit up your ass, if you make any noise we will kill you and eat you, if you don't we will let you live."
So then, the man that had brought the apple, started shoving it, then he screamed, so then he was killed and eaten.
The second man started shoving the grapes up his ass. He was already on the last one, when he started laughing. and so he was killed an eaten.
Meanwhile in heaven, the first man said to the second man, "Why did you start laughing? You were almost done!"
"I started laughing because I saw that the other guy brought a pineapple."
Friday, May 3, 2013
Political cartoons that I find amusing.
Good afternoon people-cakes.
Again, I have failed to provide you with posts. Since I'm not very wealthy I have to do essays on the weirdest subjectes so I can compete for various scholarships. I've always thought I'm selling myself to some committee of wealthy old men who enjoy reading about the problems the common people have or the hardships that they've been through. I look like this:
Therefore, have some political cartoons and laugh with me!
Yes, the topics of these political cartoons are controversial, and that is the point. This is not meant to offend anyone. I personally oppose gun control. I think everyone should learn how to defend themselves, but not to the extremes of becoming a hardcore feminist. Maybe I think this way because in my case I don't loose my mind whenever there is an emergency. Of course, different people have different views, so please just laugh at these cartoons:)
Once again I will repeat myself, This is not meant to offend anyone. However, if you wish to contradict any of my views comment below.
>If you like these cartoons or wish for me to give my opinion on any conterversial topic, just comment below:D Help me improve!
Again, I have failed to provide you with posts. Since I'm not very wealthy I have to do essays on the weirdest subjectes so I can compete for various scholarships. I've always thought I'm selling myself to some committee of wealthy old men who enjoy reading about the problems the common people have or the hardships that they've been through. I look like this:
Therefore, have some political cartoons and laugh with me!
Yes, the topics of these political cartoons are controversial, and that is the point. This is not meant to offend anyone. I personally oppose gun control. I think everyone should learn how to defend themselves, but not to the extremes of becoming a hardcore feminist. Maybe I think this way because in my case I don't loose my mind whenever there is an emergency. Of course, different people have different views, so please just laugh at these cartoons:)
>If you like these cartoons or wish for me to give my opinion on any conterversial topic, just comment below:D Help me improve!
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