Cannibal Joke

Three men were on a deserted island, or that's what they thought, since they were soon surrounded by a large group of cannibals. The leader of the cannibals told the three men, "We have decided to spare your life if you fetch any kind of fruit that should be found within this island. You have ten minutes, go!"

Ten minutes later, only two men came back. One brought an apple and the other one brought a few grapes. 

Then the leader of the cannibals said, "You are to shove that fruit up your ass, if you make any noise we will kill you and eat you, if you don't we will let you live." 

So then, the man that had brought the apple, started shoving it, then he screamed, so then he was killed and eaten. 

The second man started shoving the grapes up his ass. He was already on the last one, when he started laughing. and so he was killed an eaten.

Meanwhile in heaven, the first man said to the second man, "Why did you start laughing? You were almost done!"

"I started laughing because I saw that the other guy brought a pineapple."