Something that I cannot tolerate is cleaning up after my sister. She is old enough to take care of herself and yet, as the older child, I always get the blame for everything. I share a room with her, so I'm constantly hitting myself or dropping something because everything is so messy. I don't mind chaos, as long as the floor is visible, but her idea of messy is like having a carpet of clean clothes, dirty clothes, socks everywhere, dirty dishes, homework that was never turned in, random trash, random candy wrappers, etc. It's horrible. So, my kind, sweet mother decided that the perfect punishment was to deprive both of us from the internet. I immediately told her it wouldn't be fair. I wash the dishes, I do the laundry, I clean the room, etc. But don't you hate it when the thing that would solve the problem is the thing they will never do? Oh well, I had to rant about this since I feel like I need to vent myself.
In a non-killing-related type of thing, today I took the AP Chemistry test.
I had several problems with this, the first being that I had no idea. I came late, thank God they hadn't started. Second of all I wish I had an Asian brain during the test. Most of the time I had no idea what I was doing.
Everyone looked the same, for I saw several people who just gave up all hope and were fast asleep at their desk. It was kinda funny watching the test administrator wake them up and them just shooing her away. By the looks of it, no one knew what to do, expect the Hindu guy in our class, he probably aced it with his eyes closed. However, unlike my Hindu classmate, I looked like this:
Cry not for me, my fellow internet comrades, I didn't expect to get credit for the test either way. Due to budget cuts (or more like, TARGETED BUDGE CUTS FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT UPPERCLASSMEN) we weren't able to purchase the chemicals and other equipment needed to complete required labs, and thus get credit. So, it wasn't so bad, I just mentally died about thirty times. I lived by this picture I saw a few days ago:
Finally, today I received an award at a place I clearly didn't belong. I've never been the smartest, and I will certainly not cheat my way through any test or kiss up to teachers, (besides the fact that I am a bad procrastinator) therefore I am not in any kind of honor society or top 10% etc. However, I received an award for "Outstanding English Language Arts Student". To be honest, I didn't even know that existed, and I have no idea how it ties in with people who received about 30 awards..... My mother, who isn't impressed easily, found this very ironic and amusing. First of all, she considered all of the English language to be ugly and exaggerated Second of all, she said it was ironic since my last name isn't necessary an all-american one. I can speak two languages just about the same, and I certainly do not speak English at home. After she went on and on about how disappointing she was at me not being in the honor society or top 10 or winning any other award she said it was nice I got a "nice paper" that said "nice work, good for nothing". I laughed and bullied her about my stepfather, who happens to be the fattest, ugliest, and stupid being ever alive. I told her, "At least I have a talent, unlike your "thing" (that's how I call my stepfather, her THING)."
I know what you're thinking, how can you say that to your mom blah blah blah... well, you'd be surprised on the things her *thing* has done to me and my sister. And, yes, I've tried to be civilized but that man is a special type of stupid... Whatever, I just said that and her sarcastic comments ceased. After a while she seemed sorry, and congratulated me in all due honesty. I would ask her to come live with me after I had completed my career, but I know she would bring her *thing* so I just keep my mouth shut.
Mothers, we can't live without them can we? The want the best for us even if they don't recognize our present talents. If you're a parent, and you're reading this, make sure to tell your kids no matter what their talent is, that they will always be special to you. Now, enjoy my magnificent pain drawing of the *thing*.
**(no offense taken on anything I wrote, but I honestly dislike him. and yes, I drew this on paint, and yes, I draw horrible. In spite of possessing an artist's name I have no artistic talent at all:) Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy:D**
~Any suggestions on what I should write about next or how I should prank the thing? COMMENT BELOW COMRADES! ~
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