"Your mom is on her knees" & The Nun and the Hippie joke:D

Hola! So one day during class we were going over the Chicano movement. Keep in mind that I live in a very Hispanic town, therefore most of the people happen to be Hispanic (DUH). So our government teacher read the following quote out loud:

"So you see it is up to the White population to keep the Mexican on his knees in an onion patch."

The response of one of my female classmates?

"Your mom is on her knees!"

Yes, best thing ever. Ladies and internet navigators I present to you the future generation, but hey at least we're not boring! We'll be the weirdest grandparents ever:)

So I know most people aren't even truly white.. and that's okay. Racism has really been something that has been somewhat eradicated BUT we still label each other. No biggie:3 But the picture below depicts how I feel sometimes:

In order to lighten the mood I, the master of jokes, shall write a joke:

So a nun gets on the public bus, and a hippie that happened to be sitting in a corner saw her and started to lust after her. As the nun sits down, the hippie quickly seats and sits right next to her. He tells her, "I've always had the fantasy to have sex with a nun."
The nun looks utterly disgusted and as before she gets of the bus she says, "Sorry, but I am devoted catholic, chaste nun!"
The bus driver looks at the hippie who is very sad, so he tells him, "You know, she prays every night around midnight at the cemetery."
The hippie decides to show up dressed as a saint and get the nun to make love with him.
He shows up around midnight at the cemetery. He finds her easily, and she's praying on her knees. He tells her, "God has sent me to make love to you sister!"
and she responds, "Okay, but let's do anal since I have chastity vows."
So then the DEED gets done (as my English teacher says), and then the hippie takes of his disguise:
"HA HA! I'M THE HIPPIE!"
Then the nun takes off his costume: "HA HA! I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"

Hope you guys enjoy! Don't trust any bus drivers my little readers:3
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