50 Questions

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? 
Yes, I was named after a Mexican painter. GUESS WHICH ONE.


2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? 
About two days ago because I get hypersensitive and and and and I just turn into a big ball of feelings. (Women.)


3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? 
Yes, it is unique and unmistakable. (You’ll know it’s mine)


4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? 
HAM.


5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 
No, I do not.


6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? 
Hell no, I’m too weird and demanding. I’m surprised I even HAVE friends.


7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? 
Me? Nah. (Sarcastic)

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? 
Yes I do.


9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? 
Yesh;) I’ve always wanted to, AND I WILL DO IT!


10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? 
I don’t really have one….I just eat….


11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? 
Yes I do. I tie them EVERY time I put them back on.


12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? 
Who doesn’t? But then again I can’t even open a pickle jar . I’m guessing anger will work wonders with me;)


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? 
An oreo blizzard from Dairy queen or vanilla’s (you can add oreos and Hershey’s chocolate syrup with strawberries on your own)

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? 
The way they talk and were they’re looking at.


15. RED OR PINK? 
Pink. One of my friends would say it is tres kawaii.


16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? 
My nose and my size. I always get picked on for both.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? 
The person I spend a week waiting to see, my boyfriend.


18.WHAT IS THE MOVIE YOU WATCH WHEN YOU’RE DEPRESSED? 
Don’t judge: Wild Child.

19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? 
Colorful checkered (including green, white, yellow, pink, black)


20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 
Animal Crackers. I LOVE ANIMAL CRACKERS.


21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? 
My friends criticizing the graphics and logic of a video game.


22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? 
Blue or white.


23. FAVORITE SMELLS? 
Rice pudding, cinnamon, and lavender.


24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? 
The College Board assistance person.


25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE? 
Mountain hideaway to be with the birdies and animals and stuff while you climb and gather fruits:D


26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? 
Diving, for various reasons…The girls are so graceful, the guys look amazing in their swimming trunks;)


27. HAIR COLOR? 
Un dyed is brown caramel. Faded dyed color is a lightish brown.


28. EYE COLOR? 
Dark brown, almost black.


29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? 
Nah, I’m scared of eye diseases.


30. FAVORITE FOOD? 
Mexican dish called “Entomatadas”: corn tortillas fried with tomato sauce and filled with Mexican-style white cheese along with cream and more Mexican white cheese…..


31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? 
Scary movies. I enjoy a good laugh.


32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 
Up.


33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? 
Green with the Grinch


34. SUMMER OR WINTER? 
Summer. I love warm weather and sun bathing.


35. HUGS OR KISSES? 
Neither, buy me candy!


36. FAVORITE DESSERT? 
RICE PUDDING!


37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO? 
Cardio, one must learn to run from them zombies…


38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION? 
COMPUTER! The real me lives on the internet.


39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? 
War of the Worlds by H.G Wells


40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? 
I don’t have a mouse pad, I have a laptop.

41. ANY TATTOOS? 
Nah, I hope to donate blood as charity one day or for family emergency.


42. FAVORITE SOUND? 
Bird’s singing.


43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? 
Beatles!


44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? 
Cancun, Mexico. It was beautiful, I felt like staying there forever.


45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? 
Does eating count? Just kidding, I’m a talented essay writer when it comes to analyzing major works of literature:3

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 
A small town, south of the United States.

47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? 
That same town.

48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE? 
Apartment, brick colored.

49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR? 
I don’t have a car, I’m not rich enough.

50. ANY PETS? 
2 dogs: a huge brown Labrador mud and a smaller caramel, white border collie mixture. They are mother and daughter:3

This are things you probably didn't know about me. If you would like to share anything comment away my little ice-cream pies:D

Damn you job system

Today was a very stressful day. Yesterday I was reading all I could in sparknotes (God bless you Sparknotes, Science Bless you, May you achieve the nirvana etc) to prepare for the AP English Literature test. Today I took it, and it was easy. One of the poems was kinda creepy involving strong feelings for a pony or implied bestiality (it was an answer choice), but since I can't "disclose any information" I will talk about my experience after two days in this test. I will say I died mentally, therefore I went home early. I got home to work on job applications, because I happen to be poor and the only way to buy nice stuff and have spending money is to, of course, GET A JOB.
Well, I did my best to look presentable, I wore some nice black slacks and flats in order to look "conservative" (I wouldn't want them to think I dress like a spring breaker at a rave do I?) So, New York and Company rejected me flat out, Kirkland's had a problem with my application (yes I am new at this) and the only nice ones were American Eagle and Aeropostale. First of all, i am not a nice dresser. You should see the way I dress to school, LIKE A GUY. Meaning that I wear a nice t-shirt that covers up my chest (so you can look at my face), nice fitting jeans, and my dirty vans. School is nothing fancy people, I have no one to impress expect the people at my internship (I am an intern at the local district court). I think you get stared at weirdly if you don't dress nice. The only people who don't dress nice or the ones being charged... well anyways, so I officially hate the system.
They asked me to "sell a pen" to the supervisor whatever.
My best response? "This is a pen, and it's American Eagle, BUY IT." We know I'm right. Usually people buy it BECAUSE ITS AMERICAN EAGLE. But, my good sense of humor isn't appreciate so I immediately talked about stuff like "the quality of the fabric", which in a way is true, the fabric is better than the clothes at Wal-mart , I should know. The rest went okay, I really hope they call back, however I was extremely crappy at that mini-interview. If I get called i promise to research on how not to make myself look like an idiot at the interview. Sure, I've done interviews, at school, where I sound smarter than half of my peers. All I can say is, if there is a god or buddha or type of science that grants desires to find a job, they should grant me this desire...
American Eagle is a nice place, and it smells nice also. Rich people everywhere.......But, at least if they look down upon me I won't feel as bad as if a wanna-be chong looked down on me. Another thing they asked?

"Why do I want to work at American Eagle?"
My response: I've always liked the store and the clothes (true), but I couldn't really afford it, I am looking forward to the discount. (I don't know if honesty is the best policy sometimes....)

My grandmother came along with my dear sweet mother. Both were criticizing my decision to work at a "tough labor" place. I don't find anything hard about folding clothes and dealing with people..... Anyways, they suggested a receptionist job. Inside my mind I was like, sure grandma, I'll call up the millions of doctors I know who want some uneducated brat to answer the phones for them. But, people of the internet  they had a point!: They WOULD like a person like me since they wouldn't have to pay me much but minimum wage... I would be happy with just minimum wage... FOR NOW.

Another question they asked me:
"How do you keep up with the fashion trends?"

Okay, here I had to admit my most awkwardest hobbies. I often look up fashion run-aways, but with the worst trends.. so i can at least feel better dressed than them. So my half-way lie was that I look up fashion sites and buy vogue magazines, (which is true, but I only do so to look for "soon" images or fold pages to make people look like they're kissing each other). Additionally I said I look up fashion blogs, which is true. As well as food blogs. I like food.

Job hunting sucks, and I hope the places that rejected me loose all their employees then they'll see how much I'm worth it! Just kidding, I'll probably eat up all the nutella and watch a sad horse movie. Well, no more pony movies for me after the Ap test....

Any recommendations of places in which I could apply? Any bad experiences at job interviews? comment away inhabitants of the internet!


here, have a picture, the world would be boring without images:

Contradictory person.

Have you ever said you wouldn't do something you end up doing?
I'm guessing everyone has, yet it happens to me WAAAY to often. Mainly with a certain person who drives me insane yet I can't be away from. This is the question of the day. Thought of the day?

Men are simple, it's women who are the complicated ones.

As much as we reject this idea, it is the truth. A lot of things kill us, my fellow women. The sad truth is that men don't know what they did half of the time you accuse them of stuff.

No offense, but sometimes we sound like paranoiac hysteric bitches. We are what are environment  family, values, and other outside as well as inside forces have made us. Whether you were always afraid of someone making fun of you like those many traumatized victims of bullying, or whether you were the ones starting the rumors and felt guilt in your conscious. It is really easy to keep men happy in reality, without sex. Sometimes we need to understand pride is human made. It probably wouldn't even exist, since it's not the original sin per say.

We are incapable of thinking under simple terms, and once a person becomes educated he becomes more complicated because he understands the world around him. Ignorance is bliss.
I've learned that men are happy as long as you keep your feelings simple and without fear. I'm guilty of being consumed by my deepest fear which is to be betrayed. However, with this fear I loose sight of those who I fully trust, and I start to wonder if I can truly trust anyone. I refuse to go to a psychologist though, they creep me out, and I am too poor to waste money in such luxury. I handle it the old school way, talking to my self and giving in to my..... JUST KIDDING! I have a blog and that's how I keep sane. I'm still lying, I truly read a book and I feel better afterwards. Sometimes we just need to EXPLODE! to feel better:3 I cry and watch a really tragic chick flick... (Yes, I'm a loser).

Something else that I hate to admit, most problems are cause because we women don't even know what the hell we're fighting  It goes back to that thing that we ALWAYS want to be right... I'm stubborn that way. I know you're too so don't judge me! But, don't over-think  Usually, men have their heart in the right place. They are not like women who are easily prone to backstabbing, lying, gossiping, and stuff like that. Yet, like my sweet old grandmother says, men are the worst gossipers in the world. Don't be too nice either, they might think you want their junk or something. Men, you must understand, if a girl is nice it doesn't mean she wants you. Maybe she's just polite. Politeness is so rare nowadays that it is mistaken with kissing up and automatically wanting sex. I can assure you, the occasional guy who opens the door does NOT want to sleep with you. If it really is that way, however, I am the most naive person alive. Or at-least not yet corrupted as much. Oh well, who do you think is simple? Or are we both not simple? Comment your answer below:D

My day. How was yours?

Something that I cannot tolerate is cleaning up after my sister. She is old enough to take care of herself and yet, as the older child, I always get the blame for everything. I share a room with her, so I'm constantly hitting myself or dropping something because everything is so messy. I don't mind chaos, as long as the floor is visible, but her idea of messy is like having a carpet of clean clothes, dirty clothes, socks everywhere, dirty dishes, homework that was never turned in, random trash, random candy wrappers, etc. It's horrible. So, my kind, sweet mother decided that the perfect punishment was to deprive both of us from the internet. I immediately told her it wouldn't be fair. I wash the dishes, I do the laundry, I clean the room, etc. But don't you hate it when the thing that would solve the problem is the thing they will never do? Oh well, I had to rant about this since I feel like I need to vent myself.

In a non-killing-related type of thing, today I took the AP Chemistry test.
I had several problems with this, the first being that I had no idea. I came late, thank God they hadn't started. Second of all I wish I had an Asian brain during the test. Most of the time I had no idea what I was doing.
Everyone looked the same, for I saw several people who just gave up all hope and were fast asleep at their desk. It was kinda funny watching the test administrator wake them up and them just shooing her away. By the looks of it, no one knew what to do, expect the Hindu guy in our class, he probably aced it with his eyes closed. However, unlike my Hindu classmate, I looked like this:

Cry not for me, my fellow internet comrades, I didn't expect to get credit for the test either way. Due to budget cuts (or more like, TARGETED BUDGE CUTS FOR EVERYTHING EXCEPT UPPERCLASSMEN) we weren't able to purchase the chemicals and other equipment needed to complete required labs, and thus get credit. So, it wasn't so bad, I just mentally died about thirty times. I lived by this picture I saw a few days ago:

Finally, today I received an award at a place I clearly didn't belong. I've never been the smartest, and I will certainly not cheat my way through any test or kiss up to teachers, (besides the fact that I am a bad procrastinator) therefore I am not in any kind of honor society or top 10% etc. However, I received an award for "Outstanding English Language Arts Student". To be honest, I didn't even know that existed, and I have no idea how it ties in with people who received about 30 awards..... My mother, who isn't impressed easily, found this very ironic and amusing. First of all, she considered all of the English language to be ugly and exaggerated  Second of all, she said it was ironic since my last name isn't necessary an all-american one. I can speak two languages just about the same, and I certainly do not speak English at home. After she went on and on about how disappointing she was at me not being in the honor society or top 10 or winning any other award she said it was nice I got a "nice paper" that said "nice work, good for nothing". I laughed and bullied her about my stepfather, who happens to be the fattest, ugliest, and stupid being ever alive. I told her, "At least I have a talent, unlike your "thing" (that's how I call my stepfather, her THING)."
I know what you're thinking, how can you say that to your mom blah blah blah... well, you'd be surprised on the things her *thing* has done to me and my sister. And, yes, I've tried to be civilized  but that man is a special type of stupid... Whatever, I just said that and her sarcastic comments ceased. After a while she seemed sorry, and congratulated me in all due honesty. I would ask her to come live with me after I had completed my career, but I know she would bring her *thing* so I just keep my mouth shut.
Mothers, we can't live without them can we? The want the best for us even if they don't recognize our present talents. If you're a parent, and you're reading this, make sure to tell your kids no matter what their talent is, that they will always be special to you. Now, enjoy my magnificent pain drawing of the *thing*.

**(no offense taken on anything I wrote, but I honestly dislike him. and yes, I drew this on paint, and yes, I draw horrible. In spite of possessing an artist's name I have no artistic talent at all:) Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy:D**

~Any suggestions on what I should write about next or how I should prank the thing? COMMENT BELOW COMRADES! ~

Two stories.

Good day people of the internet who listen to embarrassing songs because they know no one else will listen to them.... actually, I think that's only me. Oh well, so today I will recount two events; a weird one and a random entertaining one.

First event:
I was in my astronomy class, talking about my being "taken back" with fictional characters. My friend found this "sick". I laughed and said, "It might never happen, but I prefer to use my imagination on an already perfect character than to romanticize a guy who is a jerk."

I will confess, I do have several husbandos. One of them is Francisco D'Anconia from Atlas Shrugged (by Ayn Rand) and another one is, (classical) Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

Second event:

One day as I was looking out the window like I always do on my bus, I see a couple walking, and two girls walking towards their direction . One of the girls that was walking towards the couple's direction started flirting with the guy. The guy smiled back at the girl, and as his girlfriend saw this, she picked up a stone and threw it at the girl who was flirting with her boyfriend.
I will one day do this:3

What would've you done?

Cannibal Joke

Three men were on a deserted island, or that's what they thought, since they were soon surrounded by a large group of cannibals. The leader of the cannibals told the three men, "We have decided to spare your life if you fetch any kind of fruit that should be found within this island. You have ten minutes, go!"

Ten minutes later, only two men came back. One brought an apple and the other one brought a few grapes. 

Then the leader of the cannibals said, "You are to shove that fruit up your ass, if you make any noise we will kill you and eat you, if you don't we will let you live." 

So then, the man that had brought the apple, started shoving it, then he screamed, so then he was killed and eaten. 

The second man started shoving the grapes up his ass. He was already on the last one, when he started laughing. and so he was killed an eaten.

Meanwhile in heaven, the first man said to the second man, "Why did you start laughing? You were almost done!"

"I started laughing because I saw that the other guy brought a pineapple."

Political cartoons that I find amusing.

Good afternoon people-cakes.
Again, I have failed to provide you with posts. Since I'm not very wealthy I have to do essays on the weirdest subjectes so I can compete for various scholarships. I've always thought I'm selling myself to some committee of wealthy old men who enjoy reading about the problems the common people have or the hardships that they've been through. I look like this:

Therefore, have some political cartoons and laugh with me!
Yes, the topics of these political cartoons are controversial, and that is the point. This is not meant to offend anyone. I personally oppose gun control. I think everyone should learn how to defend themselves, but not to the extremes of becoming a hardcore feminist. Maybe I think this way because in my case I don't loose my mind whenever there is an emergency. Of course, different people have different views, so please just laugh at these cartoons:)

Once again I will repeat myself, This is not meant to offend anyone. However, if you wish to contradict any of my views comment below.

>If you like these cartoons or wish for me to give my opinion on any conterversial topic, just comment below:D Help me improve!